While Mom mixes herself up a snack
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Me:
lots of potassium in that.
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Mom:
yeah, remember mine was low.
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Me:
yeah, mine too. That's what they kept on checking when I was in the ER and I had tachycardia too.
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Mom:
what's that tachycardia?
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Me:
fast heartbeat
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Mom:
fasturbate
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Me:
What? Fast heartbeat! Not fasturbate...
